Yeah
Yeah-yeah-yeah-yeah-yeah-yeah
Okay
Alright, aight-aight-aight-aight-aight
Yo, yo
Alright I'mma lay the chorus first
Here we go now
[Hook]
My mom loved Valium
And lots of drugs
That's why I am like I am
'Cause I'm like her
Because my mom loved Valium
And lots of drugs
That's why I'm on what I'm on
'Cause I'm my mom
[Verse 1]
My mom, my mom
I know you're probably tired
Of hearing 'bout my mom
Oh-ho, whoa-ho
But this is just a story
Of when I was just a shorty
And how I became hooked
On Va-aliu-um
Valium was in everything
Food that I ate
The water that I drank
Fucking peas on my plate
She sprinkled just enough of it
To season my steak
So every day
I'd have at least three stomachaches
Now tell me
What kind of mother would want to see her
Son grow up to be an under-a-fucking-chiever?
My teacher didn't think I was gonna be nothing either
"What the fuck you sticking gum up under the fucking seat for?"
"Mrs. Mathers your son has been huffing ether
Either that or the motherfucker's been puffing reefer"
But all this huffing and puffing wasn't what it was either
It was neither
I was buzzing
But it wasn't what she thought
Pee in a teacup?
Bitch, you ain't my keeper
I'm sleeping
What the fuck you keep on fucking with me for?
Slut you need to leave me the
Fuck alone, I ain't playin'
Go find you a white crayon
And color a fucking zebra
[Hook]
My mom loved Valium
And lots of drugs
That's why I am like I am
'Cause I'm like her
Because my mom loved Valium
And lots of drugs
That's why I'm on what I'm on
'Cause I'm my mom
[Verse 2]
Wait a minute
This ain't dinner
This is paint thinner
"You ate it yesterday
I ain't hear no complaints, did I?
Now here's a plate full of painkillers
Now just wait 'til I crush the Valium
And put it in your potatoes
You little motherfucker
I'll make you sit there and make
That retarded fucking face
Without even tasting it
You better lick the fucking plate
You ain't wasting it
Put your face in it
'Fore I throw you in the basement again
And I ain't givin' in
You're gonna just sit there
In one fucking place, finnickin'
'Til next Thanksgiving, and
If you still ain't finished it
I'll use the same shit again
Then when I make spinach dip
It'll be placed in the shit
You little shit
Wanna sit there and play innocent
A rack fell and hit me in K-Mart
And they witnessed it
Child support
Your father, he ain't sent the shit
And so what if he did?
It's none of your dang business, kid"
[Bridge 1]
My mom
There's no one else quite like my mom
I know I should let bygones be bygones
But she's the reason why I am high what I'm high on
[Hook]
'Cause my mom loved Valium
And lots of drugs
That's why I am like I am
'Cause I'm like her
Because my mom loved Valium
And lots of drugs
That's why I'm on what I'm on
'Cause I'm my mom
[Bridge 2]
My mom loved Valium
Now all I am
Is a party animal
I am what I am
But I'm strong to the finish
With me Valium spinach
But my buzz only lasts about two minutes
But I don't wanna swallow it without chewin' it
I can't even write a rhyme without you in it
My Valium, my Vaaaaaa-liummmm, ohh
[Verse 3]
Man, I never thought that I could ever be
A drug addict, naw
Fuck that, I can't have it happen to me
But that's actually
What has ended up happening
A tragedy
The fucking past ended up catching me
And it's probably where I got acquainted
With the taste, ain't it?
Pharmaceuticals are the bomb, Mom, beautiful
She killed the fucking dog
With the medicine she done fed it
Feed it a fucking aspirin
And say that it has a headache
"Here, want a snack?
You hungry you fucking brat?
Look at that
It's a Xanax
Take it and take a nap
Eat it"
But I don't need it
"Well fuck it then, break it up
Take a little piece
And beat it before you wake Nathan up"
Alright Ma, you win
I don't feel like arguin'
I'll do it
Pop and gobble it
And start wobblin'
Stumble, hobble, tumble, slip, trip
Then I fall in bed
With a bottle of meds
And a Heath Ledger bobblehead
[Hook]
My mom loved Valium
And lots of drugs
That's why I am like I am
'Cause I'm like her
Because my mom loved Valium
And lots of drugs
That's why I'm on what I'm on
'Cause I'm my mom
[Outro: Eminem]
My mom, I'm just like her
My mom, my mom, my mom
My mom, my mom, my mom
My mom, my mom, my mom
My mom, my momma
Me momma, I like-a da momma
Haha, sorry mom
I still love you though
Dr. Dre 2010
Ay this shit is hella hard homie
Yo, take us on outta here
Woo
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